To avoid criticism, do nothing. It has long been recognized that if we will be as weak as water, as mediocre as lukewarmness, and busily doing nothing, we will be appreciated and accepted by almost anyone.
People often resent those who are achievers and always busy—because if they are busy in the Lord’s work, we may feel inferior. We resent others who always have much to do. So if you would avoid criticism, never do anything. Muddle around, appear busy at nothing, and a great segment of the world’s population will take you into their hearts and love you dearly, because misery loves company.
To avoid criticism, say nothing. Just keep all your conversations and convictions and beliefs to yourself—never stand up and be counted—never disagree—just be a rubber stamp and always, wisely, reflect the opinions of your companions. For if you speak up or stand against anything, someone is going to criticize you.
All great issues of life can be ignored if your main issue in life is to please men and minimize criticism. If your fear of criticism is great enough, you can even ignore Jesus Christ and be ashamed of his words. And if you do, you will be loved by the world—for they love their own.
— Anon.
